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Thread started 08/29/11 7:36am

imago

I've Been Awkwardly Gheyed publicaly

OK....

This thread is about pepole misreading your intentions in public places (or private).

That being said, I've been going back to the gym again, trying to reverse the punishments of excess this past year and a half.

Anyways, I ran into a kind Father (a man of the cloth)--we'll call him Father Bradly to keep his identity safe from my thread, since it won't be long before this shit gets jacked into an ass thread any damned ways.

Anwyas, Father "Bradley" starts talking to this really good looking Thai guy (who looks Japanese) and apparently, everybody knows Father Bradley. They chit and they chat and the next thing you know I'm pulled into that mess to become Father Bradley's workout partner.

The gym that we go to is almost exclusively Thais minus about 5 or 6 foreigners at any given time. So I'm workin out with father Bradley and then he said, "oh crap, I forgot that nice man's name. I alsways forget his name so it's really awkward introducing him to people. Just like when I introduced him to you---I just said, here's Dan, but didn't introduce him to you."

To make a very long story short, as father Bradley was going to get some water he somehow managed to persuade me to go up to the guy and strike up a conversation so that I would get the guy's name.

So, I go up to the guy, and say,.....

"Um......Hello.......Um........So, like.....erm.....What's your name again,?"

He looks over at me a politely, obviously curiously, since I've been to the gym many times and seen him and have never ever,.....ever had the inclination to strike up conversations with ANYBODY there---when I go to work out....I GO TO WORK OUT... not to socialize.

"My name is Eddie....."

"Oh....yeah....Eddie.....yeah......ok...."

:crickets chirping:

:more crickets chirping:

..."Yeah...," I continue, "Father Bradley says you're an artist."

"yes, I own a studio, " he says, looking at me as if I'm running a fever.

"um...yeah....ok, well.... some of my students draw..... neutral " neutral

He smiles awkwardly.

"Yeah....um.....great.....welll....fine....nice to meet you Eddie..."

On my way out the Gym, father Bradly walks up to me and says, "Oh yeah--I remember. His name is Eddie isn't it?"

neutral neutral

Eddie, if you can read this thread telepathically, I'm not smitten with you. rolleyes

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[Edited 8/29/11 7:36am]

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Reply #1 posted 08/29/11 7:41am

Genesia

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It would help if you weren't carrying a purse

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Reply #2 posted 08/29/11 7:41am

MacDaddy

You poof!

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Reply #3 posted 08/29/11 7:46am

imago

Genesia said:

It would help if you weren't carrying a purse

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Reply #4 posted 08/29/11 7:48am

imago

MacDaddy said:

You poof!

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Reply #5 posted 08/29/11 7:53am

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You never know, this Eddie guy might be lying in bed later thinking about that awkward guy who's friends with the Father and happened to be incredibly dreamy.

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Reply #6 posted 08/29/11 8:04am

imago

purplemonster04 said:

You never know, this Eddie guy might be lying in bed later thinking about that awkward guy who's friends with the Father and happened to be incredibly dreamy.

oh no no no noooooo!

The gym is the gym is the gym

Ain't no YMCA--Gotta-git-it-git-it-ANYTIME-and-ANYWAY 'round here! I'm pious!

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Reply #7 posted 08/29/11 8:17am

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imago said:

oh no no no noooooo!

The gym is the gym is the gym

Ain't no YMCA--Gotta-git-it-git-it-ANYTIME-and-ANYWAY 'round here! I'm pious!

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Reply #8 posted 08/29/11 9:36am

johnart

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biggrin

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Reply #9 posted 08/29/11 10:02am

connorhawke

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So are you shagging the priest, Eddie or both of them? confuse

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Reply #10 posted 08/29/11 10:14am

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I love how folk inadvertently realize that lemonade is pink..........evillol razz

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Reply #11 posted 08/29/11 10:24am

PurpleJedi

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confuse

OK...but wait...obviously this Eddie has seen you lately checking out all the GIRLS...right?

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Reply #12 posted 08/29/11 12:28pm

JerseyKRS

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so much for that "girl liking" phase.

rolleyes



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Reply #13 posted 08/29/11 12:58pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

Yeah but where are the motherf*&^% pictures.!?

Only sayin'.....

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